bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio
okay but Edward and Bella went to Florida in Eclipse and we didn’t get any funny stories about how Edward attempted to hide himself from the sun??? @ Meyer explain
BIG SUNHAT.
He dresses like Albert from the Birdcage the whole time and no one questions it